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23

Apr

bananamanismyspiritanimal:

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.
FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

bananamanismyspiritanimal:

Yzma and Kronk on Flickr.

FLAWLESS PEOPLE. FLAW. LESS.

karkat-in-the-tardis:

noodletothedoodle:

tanikayforever:

This was probably the most precious thing ever.
After I got my picture taken with Gaston, this adorable little girl ran up to him and started hugging his legs. Gaston got down closer to her and hugged her tightly. She told him “I love you so much!” and she continued to hug him. This was the only time he broke character and whispered to the little girl that he loved her more. She skipped away happily to the restrooms. When she came out, she ran back and hugged him again before going to her next destination at Disney World. 

daaaaaaaaaawwwww

no one’s sweet as gaston no one’s neat as gaston no one’s as fond of the tiny petite as gaston

karkat-in-the-tardis:

noodletothedoodle:

tanikayforever:

This was probably the most precious thing ever.

After I got my picture taken with Gaston, this adorable little girl ran up to him and started hugging his legs. Gaston got down closer to her and hugged her tightly. She told him “I love you so much!” and she continued to hug him. This was the only time he broke character and whispered to the little girl that he loved her more. She skipped away happily to the restrooms. When she came out, she ran back and hugged him again before going to her next destination at Disney World. 

daaaaaaaaaawwwww

no one’s sweet as gaston no one’s neat as gaston no one’s as fond of the tiny petite as gaston

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mbt1991:

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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OH! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! 

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE :D

thereforelesbians:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

claudberg:

jamespotterwearsglasses:

A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape

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since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid

Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person!!! 

(Source: pottergenes)

arendayle:

the honorary disney princesses

the hunchback of notre dame (1996), hercules (1997), tarzan (1999), enchanted (2007), wreck-it ralph (2012)

bubblegloopswamp:

megablaziken:

junkculture:

A World Globe Made Out of Thousands of Individually Painted Matchsticks

part of me appreciates the art and part of me wants to set it on fire

you’re the kind of man that just wants to watch the world burn

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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(Source: thedeathmerchant)

Zelena:
"You should have a woman dress you more often."
Rumple:
"Actually I prefer when Belle undresses me."
Rumple:
"And then pushes me onto the bed."
Rumple:
"She's such a wild one."
Rumple:
"Personally, I think it's those books. Goodness knows what she's read."

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU